All the better to spank your $9000 waxed ass with . . .

A $1000 Prada belt, ofcourse.

He met her in the bar of the swank hotel and invited her to his room. Once there, the woman fixed the drinks and told him to get undressed.

And that, the delegate to the Republican National Convention told police, was the last thing he remembered.  When he awoke, the woman was gone, as was more than $120,000 in money, jewelry and other belongings. The thief’s take stunned cops.

As for me, I like the comments. 

Sarah D writes “Hotels have safes for a reason. Too bad this guy didn’t think of that.”
d-boon Chimes in “It never happened. The publicity wh@re is making it up”
John asks “Does anyone feel sorry for this man? “
The best comment yet, IMHO, comes from  “I suspect it was “Obama Girl.””
. . . . and ofcourse there are the omnipresent crazies commenting galore.
How crazy can your comment be?

5 Comments so far

  1. David (jacc) on September 16th, 2008 @ 10:31 am

    Isn’t this guy supposed to have a waxed elephant?

  2. Erica M (ericam) on September 16th, 2008 @ 12:09 pm

    I thought the PiPress article was strange. The facts are that a prostitute stole some really expensive shit from an RNC delegate. (I bet she didn’t even know just how valuable it was.) The story seems really slanted to imply that the guy was a dirtball to begin with. Like if he’s gonna flash his $$ around and spout his mouth off that he was spoiling to get robbed.

  3. David (jacc) on September 16th, 2008 @ 12:17 pm

    Erica, that was one of the least crazy comments I’ve read all week.

    He was at the Ivy and if there’s any place local that someone should be safe to flash cash, without fear of robbery, that has to be it.

    I blame the liberal elitest media and their desire to raise taxes on puppies.

  4. Erica M (ericam) on September 16th, 2008 @ 1:49 pm

    I absolutely believe the guy was a First Class douchebag. MnIndy’s got video of a interview with him and he can’t string two sentences together or pronounce the word "nuclear" (not like that prevents you from getting anywhere in this country).

    But that alone doesn’t mean he deserved to get robbed. Or even if you think that, it’s not appropriate for a newspaper article to say so.

    We, however, are not so constrained. Karma’s a bitch. Just sayin’.

  5. David (jacc) on September 16th, 2008 @ 9:20 pm

    Erica, have you seen the latest?

    He’s claiming his comments were all a joke and he was misquoted on the amount.

    I get it, bomb Iran, hahah hahahah hahahaha hahahah HILARioUS!

    Whew, that’s a funny one.

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