Call your local legislator: Vote to Outlaw Rocks

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First Minnesota outlaws smoking in private businesses, then text messaging in private vehicles — heck, legislation was even proposed to ban walking down alleys.

After watching this video — featuring the handiwork of a couple treacherous rocks in Uptown — I propose we create legislation to ban the possession and use of rocks (in the name of public safety).

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUvj_2WaH-c[/youtube]

A rock ban is really the only way the government can truly protect us all. These rocks must be stopped.

Remember, people don’t hurt cars. Rocks do.

3 Comments so far

  1. David (jacc) on July 16th, 2008 @ 5:30 pm

    I always knew Dee Snyder was an outlaw.


  2. Ban Rocks? That’s where we’re headed… « Office Rumors (pingback) on July 16th, 2008 @ 5:36 pm

    […] Rocks? That’s where we’re headed… Jump to Comments A sarcastic entry on the Minneapolis MetBlog requests that voters lobby their legislators to outlaw rocks in this […]


  3. Art (artallen) on July 17th, 2008 @ 10:07 am

    "Rocks… they don’t rock!"



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