For Sale

I’ve decided to put my allegiance up for sale. I realize that being a true fan, loving your team is about being there when the team is down and something deeper than whether or not you like all the players. But seriously, the Vikings are horrid. Mike Tice was on television last night trying to say that the Vikings looked great yesterday. The problem is that they squeaked a victory away from a team that had lost its running back and had basically one good wide receiver. That and on the news they had on the street interviews with fans where people were saying “boys will be boys.” Sorry, it takes a little more than a barely won game to make me forget sexually harassment and drug abuse.
Therefore, I’m putting it all up for sale. I don’t know how exactly, whether I’ll use eBay or what… but the highest bidder can tell me what team to route for.
I put myself up for sale on EBay.

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