I am really really really tired of seeing this chick’s face every time I visit the City Pages website. I think she’s been a featured profile for years. Is there no fresh meat blood in the Twin Cities?

I’m sure she’s perfectly cool and nice and witty and all that good stuff, but this: “Eye contact is sexy; follow through is sexier.” Is that the best you can do? And what is she eating?

I bet she doesn’t even live here anymore.