Swing Stock
Two Creeks Campground (somewhere up north) has made AOL’s list of Erotic Escapes: Top 11 Sexy Adventures in Naughty Nightlife. How? By hosting Swing Stock.
SwingStock’s mission? To put the “love” back in Summer of Love, man. Each July, hundreds congregate for what organizers call the “biggest, wildest campout ever.” Those not getting busy will keep busy with volleyball, concerts, art exhibits, crafts, gameshows (naked ‘Let’s Make a Deal,’ anyone?) and more, turning this sextravaganza into a kind of Burning Man with benefits.
I’m not an outdoorsy person at all. Camping out does not sound fun. Camping out while being nekkid and naughty doesn’t sound a whole lot better. Mosquitos love me. I don’t need bug bites in delicate places, you know what I’m saying? And then there’s the whole “I’m not into swinging” thing. But, you know, you feel free.
This year’s Swing Stock is Wednesday, July 12 through Sunday, July 16.
(via Gridskipper)


I’ve always wondered how many people show up to these things expecting it to be like an HBO or Skinemax special only to slowly realize the Lovecraftian horror they’ve uncovered.