What are you doing tonight? If you don’t have plans but still itch to go out, Secrets of the City (formerly The Rake) has a huge list of happenings for you in their Guide to New Years Eve 2009.

Most of them are pretty affordable and low-key, though there’s a few rather expensive ones, like the five-course dinner and black-tie gala on the Mississippi.

Then, there’s this:

Toy Story NYE 2K9
@ Envy Nightclub

Doors at 9 p.m.
Cost: $90

Enjoy a premium open bar all night with admission. DJs, dancing, human toy performances, sexy clown doll go-gos, live wind-up toy entertainment.

I’m not really a club person, but really? $90? “Sexy clown doll go-gos”? Although, I guess the cost and the creepy clown/weird human toy thing would quickly become irrelevant with the open bar.

Have a happy New Year, stay safe (and warm)!