GOOD THING

By Art
August 5th, 2008 @ 3:45 PM Driving, Ranting

A man up nort’ der was (allegedly) drunk driving, speeding, driving on the wrong side of the road, and nearly hit a cop car. And OH OH OH: HE WAS TEXTING TOO!

Y’know, I was skeptical that this law was going to bring the Criminal Texting Syndicate down, but now I’m not so sure. I am really glad we have this law to keep us safe.

3 Comments so far

  1. Erica M (ericam) on August 6th, 2008 @ 8:24 am

    I hate the Strib’s website. Let me just say that again. One more time.

    Can they prove that the lane-drifting was a direct result of texting or could it be a result of drunk driving? Do they just have his own admission of guilt to go on there?

  2. David (jacc) on August 6th, 2008 @ 11:50 am

    I call it Driving While Intexticated.

  3. Erica M (ericam) on August 6th, 2008 @ 1:06 pm

    Driving While Intexticated

    Bwaha!


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