Call your local legislator: Vote to Outlaw Rocks
First Minnesota outlaws smoking in private businesses, then text messaging in private vehicles — heck, legislation was even proposed to ban walking down alleys.
After watching this video — featuring the handiwork of a couple treacherous rocks in Uptown — I propose we create legislation to ban the possession and use of rocks (in the name of public safety).
A rock ban is really the only way the government can truly protect us all. These rocks must be stopped.
Remember, people don’t hurt cars. Rocks do.
I always knew Dee Snyder was an outlaw.
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"Rocks… they don’t rock!"