Put the knife in your own pants and see how you like it, assholes.

Michael Puhalla and Russell Baumgardner cut a woman's underwear off with a knife in a bar as a 'joke'.
Michael Puhalla and Russell Baumgardner. Photo courtesy of WCCO.

Michael Puhalla, 39, of Sartell, and Russell Baumgardner, 40, of Sauk Rapids… are accused of holding [a] woman down against the bar and cutting off her underwear with a pocketknife and placing it on a fan in the bar. Puhalla and Baumgardner both told authorities they viewed the incident as a joke…

As Bixby said at MNspeak, WTF?! To put it mildly.

More from WCCO…

The complaint said the woman yelled for help several times and asked the bartender to intervene, but he said, “I can’t or they will make things worse for me.” There were as many as six other men in the bar and none of them came to her aid, either, she said.

Just as guilty! Spineless bastards.

Puhalla told police he and Baumgardner were joking around when the topic of underwear came up. Referring to the incident, he said it was time for the woman “to take one for the team.”

What does that even mean?

Baumgardner told police that he has participated in similar acts in the past as a joke. He said everyone in the bar was watching and laughing at the time. He said he tried to apologize to the woman, but she would not talk to him.

OF COURSE she wouldn’t talk to you! You just violated her and humiliated her in front of a bunch of people for your amusement.

Castration, I say. Assholes.

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2 Comments so far

  1. Aliecat (unregistered) December 22nd, 2007 12:18 pm

    Yeah, this is not funny, but I guess I don’t have a sense of humor like these two fine gentlemen…

  2. EDUB (unregistered) December 22nd, 2007 3:03 pm

    I actually went to high school with these two morons. I very clearly recall that Mike was always a bully and jerk, and Russ was just a pothead. But, it’s hard to see that in their mug shots. These guys are completely immature and hopefully won’t get a judge that lets them off easily.


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