Released today. The full report (all 409 pages) is widely available on the internet (pdf).

Current Twin implicated: Rondell White (whom I hear kind of sucks anyway). Former Twins implicated: Chuck Knoblauch, Denny Neagle, Chad Allen, and Daniel Naulty.

The only other mention of the Twins is this paragraph on page 158:

In 2000 or 2001, a visiting clubhouse manager working for the Minnesota Twins found a used syring on top of a trash can in the visitors’ clubhouse. He brought the incident to the attention of the Twins manager, Tom Kelly, who told him to dispose of the syringe and to be careful doing so. Kelly confirmed the incident and said that he did not report the incident to anyone because he felt it “wasn’t any of [his] business” and that it was the other team’s issue to address.

Twinkie Town is updating. Deadspin liveblogs the press conference.

And… *yawn* I mean, nobody’s surprised, right?

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