Not Sven Sundgaard Approved
What is it with people’s infatuation with KARE 11 meteorologist Sven Sundgaard? Often the source of lustful conversations from both sexes, this (often shirtless) TV phenom can’t help but catch the attention of the masses.
Back in February, Erica pointed out the fan blog We Have Mixed Feelings About Sven Sundgaard. All was well and good, but last Monday a new Svenblog “turned up” — and we’re not talking about his official KARE 11 blog.
Parents, please take your children out of the room for this one…
Here’s the NSFW link: http://svensundgaardspenis.blogspot.com/
Of course, it’s not endorsed by Sven AT ALL. However, it’s damned funny…especially when it — “it” being Sven’s penis — interviews itself:
If you could live in any other place, where & why?
I’ve always fancied being Alec Baldwin’s penis for just a day. I’ll bet that guy gets himself into some interesting situations.What is the craziest thing you ever did?
One winter day when it was really cold in the house, I curled up so tight that Sven couldn’t pee! Boy, he was mad. Oh dear. He probably won’t like me telling that story.What would your life’s theme song be?
The theme from Who’s The Boss?
Oh my…and yesterday, it blogged about having lunch with Paul Douglas’ penis at Brit’s Pub.
Apparently no one is safe from Sven Sundgaard’s penis “forcing itself” onto a topic…it’s a “growing” concern. There’s no apparent “shrinkage” of puns available. I could go “all night.”
photo stolen from Sven’s “real” blog
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OH MY!! THAT IS TOOOO FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!! I LOVE IT…..
I myself, not a Sven fan - but i don’t think i would kick him outta bed for eating my blank :)
Ok, Sven - if you’re reading this….. YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR OUTFIT….GET A STYLIST OR SOMETHING…. YOU LOOKED AS IF YOU’RE DROWNING IN YOUR CLOTHES. PLEASE GET A TAILOR…BETTER YET, A STYLIST!
Thx!
Seb
Ok, sorry Sven - don’t mean to be PICKING on you.
YOU NEED TO MOISTURIZE!!! KHIELS NURISHING FACE CREAM DOES WONDER WHEN YOU SLEEP. OR DURING THOSE DAYS WHEN IT’S SUPER COLD OUTSIDE DOING YOUR REPORTING. OH AND GO EASY ON THE TANNING BED THERE… THERE IS SUCH A THING AS TOO MUCH TAN!
I told my gf that there was a post here about Sven’s penis and she immediately responded with “What’s the ‘thrust’ of the post?”
*groan*
I saw a WWSSD? sticker the other day….I puked a little in my mouth.
a WWSSD? sticker
I can’t decide if that really tickles me or disgusts me.
Sven’s penis, as with Sven himself, has received far too much attention. Though I suspect much of Sven’s attention was with the hopes of seeing his penis.