Zombies sue Minneapolis; seek payment in brains
The undead in Minneapolis just can’t catch a break
If you don’t recall the original story, basically some folks were dressed up for a Zombie Dance Party and were arrested by police for “simulating weapons of mass destruction.”
Well, the zombies are pissed, and have filed a lawsuit. And nothing’s more scary than a pissed off zombie.
According to today’s AP article, police thought “…wires protruding from the zombie’s backpacks could have been bombs or were meant to imitate bombs. It was later learned the wires were actually radios.”
The lawsuit claims the zombie event was intended to “satirize contemporary commercial culture,” and the arrests violated the partygoers rights to free speech.
I say go for it, zombies. Just as we’re finally getting some distance from the Murderapolis image, here come those pesky zombies earning national and international media attention for our city’s idiot police force.
If Roswell can be known for their aliens, why shouldn’t Minneapolis be known for its zombies?
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I hate *&#$ing zombies.