Either way, just wash your hands

By minn_wendy
October 9th, 2006 @ 2:16 PM News

I feel like it’s my duty to all of humanity to pass along this article. The lovely suburb of Burnsville has started to take public urination and defecation a bit more seriously!

Those who decide public bathrooms aren’t for them and would rather defy Burnsville City Ordinance 1046 may have to face a hefty fine or even time in jail. You could face up to 90 days in jail, a $1,000 fine or both for letting your bodily waste flow freely in public.

My favorite part of the entire aricle?

Oblivious outdoor tinklers urinated right into a trap last month at PrimeTime, where police waited to nab anyone violating Burnsville’s changed law.

How does one set a trap to catch people in the act of peeing in public?

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4 Comments so far

  1. Joe (unregistered) on October 9th, 2006 @ 3:59 pm

    “How does one set a trap to catch people in the act of peeing in public?”

    Free beer stand.

  2. Heather K (unregistered) on October 9th, 2006 @ 5:21 pm

    I have to ask: what if you’re in the woods and there’s no Porta-Potty or gas station nearby?

    What?? Burnsville has woods!

  3. Mist 1 (unregistered) on October 10th, 2006 @ 1:07 am

    There’s no need for a trap. Just look around.

  4. Erica (unregistered) on October 10th, 2006 @ 9:27 am

    “Burnsville has woods!” — At first I read that as “Burnsville has schools?” and that was pretty funny. Never mind.


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