I’m not talking about the U.S. Senator either. Norm Coleman’s 81-year-old father, also named Norm, got busted humping a 38-year-old woman in his car right outside of a “pizza joint on the eastern edge of downtown”, according to the Star Tribune.

Because he’s a senator and really super important, the younger Coleman issues this statement this afternoon:

“I love my father dearly. I do not condone his actions or behavior, and I am deeply disturbed by what I have learned. He clearly has some issues that need to be dealt with, and I will encourage him to seek the necessary help.”

Norm. WHAT ISSUES? Your dad has sex. People have sex. How do you think you were born? And, c’mon! He’s 81-years-old. While the image of my 81-years-old grandfather bumpin’ uglies in his car isn’t exactly appealing, it’s damn awesome that not much seems to be slowing him down.

The good news? The woman that Norman Bertram Coleman Sr. was boning was not a prostitute. Because clearly all people that knock boots in a car are prostitutes.

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