Yesterday I spent the afternoon at Afton Alps. I normally would frequent such an establishment with my skis or a snowboard in hand. Mysteriously, I showed up to the mountain sans these items. This time I ventured out to the hills in the southeastern metro area for a little downhill tubing action. That’s right, for $12 you can stand on a moving walkway that takes you up to the top of a small hill with six tubing chute choices. You get a really fast tube and everything. Much good times had by all involved.

I found out that I am the densest person in the group. Not thick headed, but thick in body. I always won when we had races. Of course I had the whole speed tubing scenario down to a science. By the end of the day, people were coming up to me and asking if they could go with me. I had the stuff the ladies…and gents wanted, I guess. I would gladly go again. It was a highly rewarding experience. I recommend it to everyone…

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